1. We have a toddler of age two in our day care. This boy is cute and his body is "round". He always give us lots of surprises in his action or speech. We really enjoyed taking care of him.
One day, after finished his bath, the teacher wanted to help him to wear his cloth.
"wait!, I want to fad!"
He quickly took off his pants and move his buddock up and "BU........................."
Then he looked at the teacher with his mischevious laugh " Ha! ha! Ha!".
One afternoon, when we are preparing the children to take his nap, we saw this boy turning left and right and could not sleep. So, the teacher asked him whether he was stomachached. He nodded. Well, the teacher put some oil and massaged his stomach for a while. then, guess what he said? "song ga liao!" (very comfortable in Hokkien)
2. This is the conversation between a 4 year old boy and his teacher.
Yi : "Teacher, do you like sea?"
teacher : " I like, why ?"
Yi : "because when I grown up, I will bring you to the sea."
teacher : " that is very nice of you. Why you need to wait until you grown up?"
Yi : " Because now I'm very small. If I bring you now, the wave will sweep me away!"
3. A 3 year old boy talk to his teacher before the teacher leaving the school.
Teacher : " Bye Bye YY, I am going home now!"
YY ran to the teacher and said " teacher, please squat down"
Then, he hold teachers head and started to kiss teacher face on the right, on the left, follwed by nose, lips and forehead. This take about few seconds before he finally let the teacher go home. Don't you think he is cute?
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